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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Billy Donovan, you traitorous fucker.

Billy Donovan to become next Orlando Magic coach

Screw you, Billy Donovan. After jerking around Gator fans with your ill-conceived flirtation with Kentucky in April, you made the right choice and chose to stay in Gainesville. The Gator Nation relaxed and waited for you to sign the contract offered to you, the one that would make you the highest-paid coach in college basketball history.

And how do you thank us? By signing with the goddamn Orlando Magic? A piss-poor excuse for an NBA franchise that chews up coaches and spits them out? For heaven's sake, they let previous coach Brian Hill dangle for 21 days following the end of the season (on his second term with the team) before kicking him out the door.

And this is what you desert the greatest job in college basketball for? One of the perennial cellar dwellers in the NBA? You'll flame out with the Magic, just like every single one of their previous coaches.

I hope your career goes down in flames for this move, you fucking rat. At least Steve Spurrier had the integrity to leave UF at the end of the season. Who the fuck are the Gators supposed to hire now? How many decent basketball coaches are still unemployed in JUNE???

You've forever tarnished your legacy. You could have stayed in Gainesville for another decade or so, and the Gators would have forever been playing on "Billy Donovan Court." Instead, you've relegated yourself to a fifth-rate NBA job, on a team with horrendous management, playing in an outdated arena. You're done, Billy the Kid.

And I can't believe you'd do this to Gator fans. You must have taken loyalty lessons from Nick Saban.

After all your bullshit professions about how you loved Gainesville, you're going to be persona non grata there now. I'd suggest you never return. This Gator fan -- and many others -- say you're no longer welcome.

PS-- The one bright spot in this pathetic situation is that this should piss Kentucky fans off as much as it angers Gator fans. Billy D would rather coach the ORLANDO FUCKING MAGIC than the Kentucky Wildcats?? Nice program you've got there in Lexington, guys.

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Blogger Kristen said...

I can't wait to read your next blog about how he is now reconsidering his decision...

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